The Best in Redneck Seating


Redneck Chair made of Guns
I think this is what Alice in Chains was talking about when they sang “Sitting on an angry chair.” I would imagine this is the type of chair I would sit on if I were a major in the army. And I would have some of the rifles equipped to shoot, just to surprise people, or if there were an enemy invasion. And then I would have one that would shoot Airsoft bullets, just to scare people and to see how my soldiers would react once they were shot.

Redneck Office ChairEither some sort of extravagant plumbing solution was concocted, or somebody found themselves a creative way to tighten their belt during the recession. Either way, the open bottle of beer on the desk serves as an explanation for how this all came to be. I challenge you to find something more redneck-y

Redneck Chair made of Beer CansI see your challenge, and I raise you a few hundred beer cans. Speaking of tightening your belt and killing two birds with one stone, we give you the beer can chair.

Redneck Porch SwingAnd for your after-hours leisure, we give you the redneck swing chair. For all of your redneck swinging needs.

I guess, if you wanted real furniture, you could use http://www.furniture-online.com, offering some of the lowest prices available during a time of recession, but if you choose to rock the toilet-seat office chair we sure understand. Happy sitting!

Our Favorite Quotes from NBC’s The Office

At http://www.furniture-online.com we compiled our favorite quotes from NBC’s “The Office” 

Ryan: What I really want, honestly, Michael is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, whomever.
Michael: Oh okay.
Ryan: What?
Michael: It’s whoever, not whomever.
Ryan: It’s whomever.
Michael: No, whomever is never acutally right.
Jim Halpert: Nope, sometimes it’s right.
Creed: Michael is right. It’s a made up word used to trick students-
Andy: No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word–
Oscar: Obviously it’s a real word- but I don’t know how to use it correctly.
Michael: [to camera] Not a native speaker.
Kevin: I know what’s right. But I’m not gonna say. Because you’re all jerks who didn’t come see my band last night.
Ryan: Do you really know which one is correct?
Kevin: I don’t know.
Pam Beesly: It’s whom when it’s the object of the sentence and who when as the subject.
Phyllis: That sounds right.
Michael: Well it sounds right but is it?
Stanley: How did Ryan use it, as an object?
Ryan: As an object.
Kelly: Ryan used me as an object.
Oscar: Is he right about that–
Pam Beesly: How did he use it again?
Toby: It was, Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object–
Michael: Thank you!
Toby: …to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the, the correct usage of the word.
Michael: No one, uh asked you anything ever so whomever’s name is Toby, why don’t you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull?

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Published in: on January 8, 2011 at 11:11 am  Leave a Comment  
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What filing cabinet is right for you?

How to buy a filing cabinet – the complete guide.

Step 1: Choose File Cabinet Type

Vertical File – if I were to ask you to imagine a file cabinet, chances are you would imagine a vertical file. A few shelves high with drawers that are almost square that go deep into the file. The technical term for such a file is a “vertical file.” Hanging files are usually hung front to back, and a vertical file is the most common choice for what we’ll call “casual” filers. If you run a home office or a basic office that doesn’t have loads of paperwork, a vertical file may be the best option for you.

Vertical File Cabinet

Lateral File – Very similar to a vertical file, but instead of running front to back as a main direction, lateral filing cabinets run more side to side. They open like a dresser drawer would, and use more space and hold more than the standard vertical file. Vertical files are very common in medical offices for their ease of filing sensitive information.

Datum Stak'n'lock 100

Lateral File

Flat Files – Flat Files are usually for serious filers that deal with large sheets. Perfect for drafters, architects, artists, etc. flat files come in a variety of materials (usually steel or wood) and are built for stacking. Some flat filing systems support up to 5 or 6 to be stacked one on top of another. “C-Files” come with a bar that holds documents in place while folding them over to see what is behind (without creasing them). Dimensions offered for flat files are always “sheet size,” not external dimensions, so always look for a flat file based on size of the biggest sheets you want to hold. Optional bookcase bases offer an opening at the bottom of flat files for storage. Some can be bought as a single unit and stacked, some must be purchased separately (as a cap, file, and base). Flat files, as would logically make sense, do not hold “hanging files,” but the sheets are lain down inside.

24" x 36" Steel Flat File

Flat File

Mobile and Rolling Filing – some files come ready to get their move on. Both smaller usually cardboard files and portable, rolling filing cabinets are available. These files usually aren’t as sturdy, but they go with you wherever you need to.

Rolling Filing Cabinet

Step 2: Choose a Drawer Type

Letter – Letter size is your classic 8.5″ x 11″ paper. As many European countries use different size paper, it is not recommended for European offices to purchase letter-size flat files.

Legal – Legal size is traditionally 8.5″ x 15″, giving you a little more leeway. Most European sizes should fit fine inside a legal sized filing cabinet.

Step 3: Choose a Material

Steel – Steel Flat Files go well in any office and are very sturdy. Steel flat files are usually a bit better for stacking, as the material is more sturdy.

Birch – Birch filing cabinets are usually an economic decision, while still giving the look of wood.

Melamine – Melamine cabinets are made of wood but covered in a plastic-like Melamine covering. Melamine usually comes in white, with occasional black trim available.

Oak – Oak flat files usually run a bit more than birch, but give a more elegant, classy look, and can be covered in stains that bring out the wood’s true beauty while still having a safe flat file.

Published in: on December 17, 2010 at 3:26 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Coolest Pieces of Office Furniture… Ever.

Coolest Office Furniture Ever

At furniture-online.com we run into our fair share of cool office furniture. Here are just a few pieces to consider for your office.

Conference Bike

Here’s a bit of a new kind of office chair. It may be on a swivel, and it may be ergonomic, but it’s not the same as what you’re used to when you think “office seating.” Go ahead and take that next board room meeting on the road. With one person at the helm and seven people to petal, may the conference bike forever provide a one-of-a-kind teambuilding activity.



Softwall

No more need for cubicles or for piecing together square divider walls.  The Softwall bends and stretches to fit your needs – and dimensions. A pretty unique idea for those offices that may not be exactly rectangle (or that don’t want to be anymore).

Murphy Bed

Yes, this is what you think it is. The Murphy Bed can be disguised as cabinets, an armoire, or filing cabinets at day, and folds out to provide a quick powernap or a little shuteye for those “midnight heroes” among us.

Gun Chair

Some pieces of furniture need little to no explaining, such as this chair constructed out of machine guns.

I’d like to introduce you to the Casulo. It looks like a standard nightstand, but it unpacks just a little bit

Believe it or not, it takes two people 10 minutes to take Casulo from the box to completely unpacked (without tools!)

An original space-saving idea. The best thing to happen to office space-saving since rotary files. Take that picture off the wall, and unfold it. It’s a folding chair.

Man, what I wouldn’t give for one of these right now. A quick-inflating bed designed for those of us that don’t have any desire to go to the conference room when we have a 15 minute break. May we present you with Nappak. We need to pick some of these up for http://www.furniture-online.com!

OK, so http://bit.ly/f5SJ0G might be a little more practical, but you have to admit… the whole “dripping red” design is an original table idea.

Again, not as practical as http://bit.ly/eXPWtC, but pretty cool looking. This design is actually one of the few “creative” bookcase designs that don’t waste tons of space. You could actually fill the whole things with books.

Have a good day! -The furniture-online.com ofices.

Published in: on December 9, 2010 at 3:00 pm  Comments (1)  

The Offices of Five of the Most Creative Companies in the World:

Google

No list of top offices would be complete (or begin) without Google’s main offices, known as the “Googleplex.” A complex complete with daycare, pool tables, volleyball courts, swimming pools, gyms, cafeterias (because where else would you eat the three free gourmet meals a day?), barber shops, massage parlors, basketball courts, and a partridge in a pear tree. Google knows how much the top employees in the world are worth, and they offer perks to keep them there. Google always gets all excited about “innovation” and such, so they kind of covered a majority of the googleplex walls with whiteboards and markers–to keep your creative juices flowing as you go to get some (free) juice.



Facebook

Wow, look at that. Facebook is hip.

Facebook seems to be the only company capable of stealing away Google’s employees. With a seemingly imminent IPO on the horizon and offering the ability to be on Facebook at work, Google is losing some key players to Facebook.

Of Course Facebook seems to offer the standard perks of the fastest growing Silicon Valley Internet empire… free food, drinks, authorization to rearrange furniture at one’s will, and a… DJ Mixer complete with scratch pads. You know…


Twitter

@Twitter: your office buildings have #vinyl birds all over the place! (I figured I’d let the people that follow everything “vinyl” learn about that one).



Let’s be honest, Twitter’s office buildings are pretty darn nice. They’re not out of control, but they’re pretty nice with nice computers al … (140)

Only 140 characters? That’s all I get, Twitter? Curses.

Source: http://bit.ly/fAodx7) (hahaha)


Ok, ok, no more twitter jokes. Those of you that aren’t into “Web 2.0” can tune back in.

Lego

Check out Lego’s office buildings.


Just kidding.


You don’t even have to pretend like you’re not jealous. I wonder if they would get mad at you if you decided to build your desk and chair out of Legos? Or if you built your coffee cup out of Legos? I wonder if it would leak. Are Legos water-tight?… … I’ll be right back.

No, they aren’t.

Red Bull

I thoroughly enjoy drinking dangerous amounts of caffeine, eating very unhealthy amounts of sugar, and dreaming of what I could do if I had hundreds of millions of dollars. Finally there’s a company that can make my dreams reality. It’s a simple formula, really, and it makes so much sense. Sugar + Water + Caffeine + Coloring + Absurd amounts of cash = Cool office space. Cool office space = Slide. Cool office space = Conference room table that you can play ping pong on

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Published in: on December 7, 2010 at 11:08 am  Leave a Comment  
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